• @ewie
    April 15, 2025 at 1:08 am

    Shred

    Anarch Event: Run

    Play cost: 1 – Influence cost: 1

    Run any server. The first time the Corp would end that run, prevent the run from ending unless the Corp reveals and trashes X cards from HQ at random. X is equal to the number of cards in the root of the attacked server.

    2 stars

    I see this falling into a tier above niche utility card. Not high above niche utility card, but I think it’ll see play outside of tech for Anoetic Void and Manegarm Skunkworks. When? Not often, but maybe every now and then as a pseudo-Bankhar on servers you know have a barrier somewhere. Also I guess as protection against that new HB identity.

    1. #netrunner
    2. #elevation
    3. #card reviews
  • @ewie
    April 13, 2025 at 7:31 pm

    Hey!

    some recent changes to the site might result in the mouse showing up inside of the post. this is not intended. please empty your cache for my site and the mouse will go back behind the post 🥺 thank u

    1. #meta
    2. #bugs
  • @ewie
    April 13, 2025 at 4:21 pm

    dewi is going to make me have to rewrite my card flipper component ;-;;;;

    1. #meta
    2. #netrunner
  • @ewie
    April 11, 2025 at 3:48 am

    Nanomanagement

    Haas-Bioroid Operation

    Play cost: 2 - Influence cost: 2

    Gain click click.

    “I am a very reasonable manager. I do not expect my staff to do anything I could not do.”
    —Bass CH1R180G4

    2 stars

    They reprinted Biotic Labor. It’s a word for word reprint. Even the influence is the same.

    2 stars.

    1. #netrunner
    2. #elevation
    3. #card reviews
  • @ewie
    April 11, 2025 at 3:43 am

    AU Co.: The Gold Standard in Clones

    Jinteki Identity: Division

    Minimum Deck Size: 45 – Influence: 15

    Whenever you do damage or trash 1 or more cards from HQ, place 1 power counter on this identity.

    When your turn begins, you may remove 2 hosted power counters to look at the top 3 cards of R&D. Trash 1 of those cards and add the rest to HQ.

    5 stars

    I’m sorry chat, we’re cooked. We’re so fucking cooked. They printed better Maxx in Jinteki. If you thought drawing 1 additional card every turn was strong, how about drawing 2 additional cards each turn? On top of that, here is every single card that enables AU Co. That’s a lot! That’s some numbers! And you can stockpile counters! And Your Digital Life is only 2 influence! Literally the only way this deck loses is if Jinteki as a faction turns out to not have the tools to play regular Netrunner.

    If reg Jinteki becomes a thing, this deck will be at the forefront and it will be terrifying. It might still be terrifying anyways.

    Note

    The original version of this review mistakenly…

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  • @ewie
    April 11, 2025 at 3:35 am

    Side Hustle

    Neutral Resource: Job

    Install cost: 2 – Influence cost: 0

    When you install this resource and whenever a run begins, place 1 credit on this resource.

    When there are 6 or more hosted credits, take all credits from this resource, trash it, and draw 1 card.

    “They were fast, friendly, and efficient. ★★★★☆.” —satisfied customer

    2 stars

    What is the value of adding the phrase "draw a card" to a card? What I mean is: imagine you had a card that was running a bit weak. How much would it increase the power level solely from slapping "draw a card" to the very end of it? How much value does it give?

    In Hearthstone, "draw a card" is worth approximately 1.5 mana,1, and something I'd hear is that Blizzard would make a card, realize it was under or overpowered in a way that can't be fixed by tweaking numbers, and would solve this problem by sticking "draw a card" or "discover a card" on it.

    Anyways, all of this is a really long winded way of saying that Side Hustle is too weak. The numbers are too…

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  • @ewie
    April 11, 2025 at 2:32 am

    poasting

    1. #nonsense
  • @ewie
    April 10, 2025 at 4:04 pm

    Ryō “Phoenix” Ōno

    Anarch Identity: G-mod

    Pronouns: Any/All

    Minimum Deck Size: 45 – Influence: 17 – mu limit: 4 – Base link: 0 

    The first time each turn a run becomes successful after a subroutine resolved during that run, gain 1 credit and the corp trashes 1 card from HQ.

    Light up, flame out, and burn it all down.

    3 stars

    The SBT groundhog saw its shadow and we all know what that means: 2 more years of Hoshiko1!

    That’s right, the ban list for elevation came out and while they thought it was prudent to go for Creative Commission (valid), Daily Casts (interesting but go off), and Moshing (boo), Hoshiko will continue her reign as the de facto best ID in Netrunner until Ashes rotates out I guess.

    What does this have to do with the new kid on the block? It means our dearly beloved Ryō “Phoenix” Ōno will probably see about as much play as Seb and Esâ do now; not much but still above fringe. It’s a shame because I really love the vibes Ryō is giving off. They’re Anarch ID that rewards you for playing aggr…

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  • @ewie
    April 10, 2025 at 12:09 pm

    All of the netrunner mentioneds i missed from before

    A pinboard with a bunch of stuff on it, making a collage. At least one element is a Netrunner card.

    from https://belarius.neocities.org/bulletin-board-nonsense/post/pull-up-rockin/

    A second collage.

    from https://belarius.neocities.org/bulletin-board-nonsense/post/fenestrators/

    A third collage

    from https://belarius.neocities.org/bulletin-board-nonsense/post/and-the-strange-attractors-that-surround-her/

    A fourth collage.

    from https://belarius.neocities.org/bulletin-board-nonsense/post/all-the-worlds-a-book-and-we-are-merely-chapters/

    A fifth collage

    from https://belarius.neocities.org/bulletin-board-nonsense/post/like-weeds-through-concrete/

    netrunner mentioned!!!

    that's right, i've been following these the whole time. every time belarius posted a bulletin board nonsense with netrunner, i've been collecting them in a folder to post when i am back on my website bullshit. i am truly undefeatable.

    hope you didn't lose faith in me belarius.

    1. #links
    2. #netrunner
  • @ewie
    April 10, 2025 at 11:55 am

    doing something i've never done before and saying that the new jinteki card looks really neat. i can't review it yet because i kinda lives and dies on its support, but it looks good!

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